Hulk, Superman

From: Robert William Vesterman <bob_at_vesterman.com>
Date: Tue, 12 Dec 2000 12:50:32 -0500


Hulk: Really tough.
Superman: Can calmly hang out inside of a star (well, not a red one).

Hulk: Really strong.
Superman: Can throw planets around.

Hulk: Lumbering ox? Pretty quick? I dunno, but irrelevant. Superman: Lightspeed and beyond.

Hulk: Really dumb.
Superman: Multiple (non-honorary) doctorates.

The Hulk versus Superman? Feh.

Now Mr. T versus Superman, *there's* a fight worth watching.

Bob Vesterman.


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