Re: One True Trolls and Vampires

From: Simon Phipp <soltakss_at_yahoo.com>
Date: Sun, 6 Jul 2003 14:04:07 +0100 (BST)


James:
> > besides that, they would also, surely, be aware of the vampires which
> > *humans* fear, if only because they sometimes run into each other (say,
> > while training for His Red Imperial Majesty's Night-time Asskickers
> Legion).
>
> Scene in the Imperial Palace in Glamour:
> TROLL: "Oh, excuse me, is there a bathroom around here?"
> VAMPIRE: "Sorry, never use them myself."
> BROO: "Actually, yes, just down the hall there, second door on the left.
> Make sure to use the door marked 'External male genitalia,' though."
> TROLL: "Great, thanks!"

Don't most trolls hate Vampires because they are Chaotic? (Nasty chaos, of course, not nice chaos like Cave Trolls or Sea Trolls.) Even the Blue Moon trolls are against chaos, aren't they?

Simon



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