A Pavic Tale

From: Tim Ellis <tim_at_timellis.demon.co.uk>
Date: Sat, 11 Jun 2005 14:35:14 +0100

A Duck walks into Loud Lilina's and asks
"Have you got any bread?"

Lilina replies
"No, We don't sell bread"

The Duck says
"Have you got any bread?"

Lilina answers
"This is a bar, we sell beer, we don't sell bread."
The duck queries
"Have you got any bread"

Lilina growls
"Look, I've told you, we don't have bread. If you ask again I'll nail
your beak to the bar!"
The duck pauses and asks
"Have you got any nails?"

Lilina sighs
"No, we don't got any nails"
"Oh," says the duck, "Got any bread?..."

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