Yelm Jokes

From: stephen.royle_at_...
Date: Tue, 8 Aug 2000 15:07:24 +0100


In my Hero wars campaign we have a Yelmalion who is an endless source of amusement for the rest of the party due to his uptight and conservative nature.
A current jokes about Solar worshipper types is going on, here are a few:

Did you hear about the Yem who tried to make pate de fois gras? He broke his geese!

How many Yems does it take to change a lamp wick? Two.
One to change it and the other to hold his hand 'cos it's dark!

Three Yems talking after temple one day: First Yem "My worst nightmare would be to be locked in a dark room deprived of Yelm's light for eternity"
Second Yem "But it would be worse to be stuck in a dark room for all eternity, with only strange women for company" Third Yem: "That's nothing, my worst nightmare would be to be on a sunny battlefield surrounded by my comrades, slaying Yelm's foes and bringing enlightenment to the unbelievers"
The other two look at him amazed, finally one asks "How could that be bad?" Third Yem: "I'd be having too much fun!"

Steve

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