Re: Another Uz Myth

From: Oliver D. Bernuetz <bernuetz.oliver_at_...> <bernuetz.oliver_at_...>
Date: Sat, 22 Feb 2003 22:11:15 -0000

Mikko says:

>
> > Has anyone done for Glorantha what
> > <http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/> does for fiction? Something
like
>
> Marvelous David! I laughed so hard I nearly choked.. Now if we had
more
> of these parhaps more players could remember the essential myths of
> their character's culture...
>
> -Adept
>
> > THE CONTESTS
> >
> > Orlanth: I'm the greatest!
> >
> > Judges: No you're not.
> >
> > Orlanth: Look at this!
> >
> > Yelm: Argh!

Okay I'll bite I will post the best Gloranthan Myths-a-Minute that people want to contribute. Here's a couple more:

1. Brother Dog meets Foundchild

Foundchild: Mmm, doggie.

Brother Dog: Ah, don't eat me! Look there's an elk let's get HIM.

Foundchild: Okay.

Brother Dog : Phew.

2) Storm Bull vs. The Devil

Storm Bull : Pow! Socko!

The Devil : Wham! Crush, kill, destroy!

Storm Bull : Owie! Owie! Owie!

Big rock falls on The Devil crushing him flat.

Storm Bull : I meant for that to happen.

Everyone : Hurray!

Oliver