..."the 'Orlanthi Funeral' special offer! With this limited offer deal you receive a beautifully orated speech from Greg Stafford at sunset on the top of one of the perfectly appointed Stahleck castle towers; Followed by a combination funeral pyre ..."
Greg's touching eulogy (haven't you always wanted to hear it BEFORE you died?) will, of course, be followed by that well-known vocal ensemble, the Gloranthan Glee Club, (conductor, Nick Brooke), tastefully singing "The Day the Fire Died" to the limit of their vocal cords (all SIX verses and choruses, TWICE!) as you prepare to swan-dive to your death off the turret into the pre-lit pyre. No need for your nearest and dearest to hear your screams if you only break all your limbs in the plunge!
Self-flagellation and cookies will be served by the Danfive Xaroni in the Friendship Room afterwards.
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