Towards the Climax (oo-err) of "Beak No Evil/Bad Boon Rising" the intwepid Ducks had snuck into the centre of Ironspike while the Yelmalians were trying to deal with the Baboons, driven half crazy (and they were at least half crazy to start with!) by the smell of fresh horeseflesh. Foolishly thinking the 'boons had some idea of the plot, the Ducks followed them to the stables to watch with horror as the cream of the Lunar Army celebrated their victory over a tethered horse with an orgy of sex and ... well more sex really as Nick "Utta Rutta" Brooke proceeded to mount the rest of his team. Deciding to discretly withdraw and search out something that might have been written into the adventure, the Fewocious bandits left behind one of their special Poveri Cigars, blessed with "Good Shag" in honour of the occasion...
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