This is something appropos from RPG.net by GB Steve:
Voice Over: This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. F. G. Tweetman. To all appearances, no different from any other law-abiding citizen. But Mr. F. G. Tweetman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become... SYTSTEM REPAIR DUDE!
Small Boy: Hey, there's a system broken, up the road.
[ On a bus Ryan Dancey, Tweetman, Gary Gygax and Monte Cook ]
SRD: (Hmmmmm. This sounds like a job for... System Repair Dude. But how to change without revealig my secret identity?)
PA: If only System Repair Dude were here!
SRD: Yes, wait, I think I know where I can find him. Look over there!
Caption: FLASH!
MC: System Repair Dude, but how?
RD: Oh look... is it a GAMA Treasurer? MC: Is it an Unearthed Designer Unearthed? GG: Is it a Coke Dealer? All: NO! It's System Repair Dude!
Peter Adkison: MY! System Repair Dude! Thank goodness you've come! Look!
Caption: Type! Rewrite! Exclude! Edit! Alter Saving Throws!
MC: Why, he's mending it with his own hands!
GG: See how he uses a single experience table to tighten advancement!
PA: Oh, Oh System Repair Dude, how can I ever repay you?
SRD: Oh, you don't need to guv, it's all right. It's all in a day's work for... System Repair Dude!
All: Our Hero!
Voice over: Yes! wherever systems are broken, or menaced by International Palladiumism, System Repair Dude is ready!
GB Steve
Couldn't resist - anyway, I'll spend some time on membership maintenance today. The problem is that I can block moderated members from spaming but I am having trouble blocking links. FYI, Yahoogroups go, we're apparently one of the busier ones.
Jeff
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