>> Vinga revealed as transvestite all along.
>er... as a woman who dresses as a man? This is a
>surprise?
No, as a man pretending to be a woman dressed as a man.
>> Rewriters reported to be 'quite happy'.
>Ooh, they won't like that! They want to be miserable,
>remember? Guilt-ridden paranoia, the new Heortling
>Way.
'quite happy' is PR speak for 'blazing mad'.
>In a desperate bid for higher ratings, Orlanth reveals
>that his terror of women with more initiative than the
>average pebble is because he can't get it up and is
>afraid they might find out. This ploy fails, because:
>a) nobody is surprised
>b) nobody cares
>c) he still has to go and fight despite it messing up
>his hair.
Isn't there something in his contract requiring him to come out of each fight with every lock in place?
>d) the only comment on the matter was removed by the
>censors (it amounted to "if he can't tell that from a
>sword, no wonder he's got performance problems with
>both").
They don't like it up 'em.
>Hell freezes over.
Which hell?
>Hayward the Pickled Onion returns (in a series of
>three glorious technicolour Mongoose supplements!)
Only three?
>Google Earth displays the Puzzle Canal in full detail.
Sited in Las Vegas.
-- Donald Oddy http://www.grove.demon.co.uk/
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