Re: I demand Spoilers II

From: donald_at_...
Date: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:11:06 GMT


In message <20070629070206.78805.qmail_at_...> Jane Williams writes:

>> Vinga revealed as transvestite all along.
>er... as a woman who dresses as a man? This is a
>surprise?

No, as a man pretending to be a woman dressed as a man.

>> Rewriters reported to be 'quite happy'.
>Ooh, they won't like that! They want to be miserable,
>remember? Guilt-ridden paranoia, the new Heortling
>Way.

'quite happy' is PR speak for 'blazing mad'.

>In a desperate bid for higher ratings, Orlanth reveals
>that his terror of women with more initiative than the
>average pebble is because he can't get it up and is
>afraid they might find out. This ploy fails, because:
>a) nobody is surprised
>b) nobody cares
>c) he still has to go and fight despite it messing up
>his hair.

Isn't there something in his contract requiring him to come out of each fight with every lock in place?

>d) the only comment on the matter was removed by the
>censors (it amounted to "if he can't tell that from a
>sword, no wonder he's got performance problems with
>both").

They don't like it up 'em.

>Hell freezes over.

Which hell?

>Hayward the Pickled Onion returns (in a series of
>three glorious technicolour Mongoose supplements!)

Only three?

>Google Earth displays the Puzzle Canal in full detail.

Sited in Las Vegas.

-- 
Donald Oddy
http://www.grove.demon.co.uk/

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