I don't like any of you.
PERSONAL SERVICES (FACIALS MY SPECIALITY) I've just had the distinct pleasure (fawn, fawn) of receiving a personal, non-solicited, private abusive e-mail from our much-loved OHW dis-moderator. I didn't know when signing up to this list that such personalised service was available. I'd like to share it, as I feel such beyond-normal-bounds dedication to hate-mongering deserves public recognition (far too many mongers work alone in the dark, unrecognised and undervalued) and also because (as usual) I really have no idea what he was on about.
> John Hughes
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> >At the risk of prolonging activity on what is rapidly
> >becoming a dead list...
>
> Sure is a lot of dead things about. Like Runequest, the
> Hero Wars rpg and top of the list, most of the native
> inhabitants of your country.
>
Any helpful hints on interpreting this? Is it a racial slur, or he just confused about use of the term 'native inhabitant'? At first I thought he was helpfully offering tips on flaming or creative insults*, but there isn't anything about me in it. Is it one of those troll thingees? And is is ettiquette to reply, or will it just encourage him? Should I feel priviledged, or does he send out this sort of shit all the time?
And should I drop a copy to postmaster_at_47sy3snEbfegumCDN0mM2JMGVgy82kkQJj2YlNOa30UMixA93Oe1QD75jQbjAIgOtcJTdxNOPsMpp9EyFYPa.yahoo.invalid?
BEAKING AND THE LAW I finally have a definite answer on the sucking capabilities of ducks! From no less a personage than John Hughes - film director! From 'Pretty in Pink'...
'Strong lips. I know I'm old enough to be his mother, but when the Duck laid that kiss on me last night, I swear my thighs just went up in flames! He must practice on melons or something.'
'Melons'. This is all getting way too Lunar for me.
John
The cows are not what they seem!
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