>- Is Russell Crowe Argrath, and who's gonna tell him if he's not?
Eric Watson. The kiwi millionaire that Russ recently got into a fight with. Unfortunately Eric Watson also happened to box as a hobby and was quite good at it whereas Crowe knew fuck'all and didn't know it (hence the news that his latest acting role was a 30's boxer caused hysterical laughter on my behalf). By the time the bodyguards heard the screams coming from the Gentleman's toilet and rushed in to save their patron's hide, they found him lying on the floor with Watson astride him and pummelling left, right and centre. Knowing their duty, the bodyguards pulled Watson off Crowe and then held him down so Crowe could finally land a couple of punches and assuage his wounded ego.
Come to think of it, Crowe does sound a lot like Argrath...
--Peter Metcalfe
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