Shit, I go run a convention for a weekend and come back to find foreigners
slagging off our pesident. Hands off, assholes, we true Americans demand the
right to call our president a fuckhead before you Limeys, Froga and Ozzies
do it. You can all rant and rage about your own puppets to our Great Prez,
but the big man is OURs to revile! The man has his head so far up his ass
that he needs to open his fly to snort coke. Oh, wait, that's his niece -
*he* gave it up when he turned forty.
Roderick