Re: Dismembered Ducks

From: jorganos <joe_at_xV2HZTxnnBN4GaVH7BRIWhb6lq_tyaDP7f-C9gzPOHIbtdM822Dg0EIEQKlsi34duQvdRh-m>
Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2004 18:41:45 -0000


Stewart wrote:
> Joerg:
> > (And why just the innards - there is some old message about quite
> > elongated duck penises...)
 

> That's what all ducks say! Jokes on the small size of human (and
> troll? That's why they creep around in the dark so much: they're
> embarassed!) penises are perhaps the most common puns heard in many
> duck communities.

> I'm certain that the priests doing the sacrificing would use all
> their (strictly limited) perspicacity and ingenuity to help their
> Gawd. Maybe there is an especial cult of wholly castrated, high-
> voiced ducks who focus on this part of the myth? There would
> probably be some considerable rivalry with the main Loueydrili and
> Kuakti priesthood...

<in a high peeping squawk, like Donald on Helium> "yer looky, stwanger, dem Kuakti would disembowel you. With our tweatment, you'll hawdly notice the diffewence... Evewy little bit helps..."

(Do the caladrans perform circumcision to avoid such encounters?)            

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