> My friend Percy is cute. Well, he *used* to be cute. It's been a
while
> since I last met him, but I'm told he still jumps into your arms for
a
> cuddle,. Shame it's been five years or so since he was puppy-size :(
If you are puerile like me, and in reading this passage automatically substitute for a certain proper noun a common (if now somewhat archaic) English euphemism, this has to be one of the scariest passages I've ever read.
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