*ny*n* wh* *s*s, c**nt th*m, TW*, y*s tw* ps**d*nyms *n th* s*m* *m**l
*nd st*ll m*n*g*s t* *ncl*d* h*s r**l n*m* *nd *ddr*ss *s * g*n-*-*n*
Gl*r*nth*n Tr**s*r*, *p th*r* w*th F*ng*rs D*bysk* *nd th* Cr*ms*n B*t.
*nc**r*g*m*nt. *'d l*k* t* *nn**nc* th* D*v*d B**tr*ght-Ch*rl*s
M*c*t**r-*r*nwyth-Sp*c*f*c D*ckh**d Sp*c**l Th*r*py f*nd. S*nd m* y**r m**l*h – * m**n, y** *ll h*v* H*l*b*rt*n sh*r*s, r*ght? – *nd c*ntr*b*t* t* th* sp*c**l f*nd t* b*y B**ty (*s f*nds *ll*w) * pc *p*r*t*ng m***l, s*m* s*c**l sk*lls th*r*py, *r * h**d tr*nspl*nt. J*st *s P*t*y c*n c*ntr*b*t* *cc*s**n*l *ns*ght *b*v* *nd b*y*nd h*sm*n*m*n**, *n*v*rs*l m*s*nthr*py *nd f*nd*m*nt*l*st Gl*r*nt*cs, s* *n* d*y B**ty m*ght *ff*r *ns*ght *nd *nc**r*gm*nt t* * n*w g*n*r*t**n.
*r *t l**st l**rn h*w t* pr*p*rly h*ck *n *m**l h**d*r.
*ny *xc*ss f*nds w*ll b* tr*nsf*rr*d t* th* 'S*v* C*v*l*s*t**n – H*lp
P*t*y G*t L**d' Cr*s*d*.
Ch**rs
Pr*nc*ss Sp*rkl* D*m*n
*rrr
M*d*mX
*h b*gg*r *ts r**lly m*. H*w d*d y** g**ss?
M*r*
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A translation, for the colonials among us:
Fellow fuckfits,
I think you're all being too hard on Boaty. His spelling has improved over the years, or at least he has learned to use a spell checker. Even if his mum set it up for him, that's real improvement. He just needs encouragement!
Anyone who uses, count them, TWO, yes two pseudonyms in the same email and still manages to include his real name and address is a gen-u-ine Gloranthan Treasure, up there with Fingers Dobyski and the Crimson Bat.
Encouragement. I'd like to announce the David Boatright-Charles Macateer-Aranwyth-Specific Dickhead Special Therapy fund. Send me your moolah – I mean, you all have Haliburton shares, right? – and contribute to the special fund to buy Boaty (as funds allow) a pc operating maual, some social skills therapy, or a head transplant.
Just as Petey can contribute occasional insight above and beyond his monomania, universal misanthropy and fundamentalist Glorantics, so one day Boaty might offer insight and encouragment to a new generation.
Or at least learn how to properly hack an email header.
Any excess funds will be transferred to the 'Save Civilisation – Help Petey Get Laid' Crusade.
Cheers
Princess Sparkle Demon
Errr
MadamX
Oh bugger its really me. How did you guess?
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