Re: Turtle's Head.

From: Chris Lemens <chrislemens_at_jT-OHzv__arpilYJa0_omqsYOQTOH1KrX0lGXTDl6XMyMWle9n07Ja-XYSJ7zK6j>
Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2007 09:03:23 -0800 (PST)

Daniel, the imperialist:
> Hey Chris, any reason why we didn't claim Canada as
> compensation for the 1812 war?

Yeah. Too damn cold. You have to be crazy to live there. And very quiet, so as not to annoy all of the other crazies they're locked up with for their 10-month winters. This explains why Canadian appear so civilized. The loud ones are dead.

> I just have some cheap stuff and a Mexican Mauser. How bout you Chris?

Daddy built himself a barn just so he could have an indoor shooting range for his .50 cal pistol. (Yes, pistol. It's a single shot -- because it takes you an hour to recover from shooting it.) I'll inherit enough weaponry to win a border war.

Chris