Yelmalian Joke

From: Simon Phipp <soltakss_at_okXdYMzUcUz44tJsukbk4HBx79rcAda_gflB0gx2wSS7pO0B7x6C2ymYcHaTVmzA9RT>
Date: Wed, 04 Jul 2007 20:03:05 -0000

OK, since my little photos were banned, how about a Yelmalian joke?

A Yelmalian joins the Templars and goes for training. He returns to his friends after a few weeks and tells them all about it.

At one point, the squad had to jump into "Hell Pit", an entranceway into the Underworld. They all stood on the edge and jumped one by one into the darkness. Finally, it was the new Templar's turn, but being a good Yelmalian he chickened out and froze to the spot. "Jump" said the Templar Captain, but nothing happened. "Jump!" shouted the captain but to no avail.

Finally, also being a good Yelmalian, the captain shouted "If you don't jump, I'll bend you over and fuck you up the arse!"

"Blimey!" said his friends, as he told the tale, "did you jump?"

"I did a bit, at first ....." replied the Templar.