Re: Yelmalian Joke

From: Simon Phipp <soltakss_at_ODpF1QUh5PaAZMBTc93Ca9qEX_om_uBTc0yHR3ZvVMdEhjNKWXswgNnyTVZ5VGzbAui>
Date: Wed, 04 Jul 2007 20:19:24 -0000


And another one, this time from the Second Age ....

A Yelmalian from Sun County visits Zistorwal, the Clanking City, with his family. They see all the sights, they see Zistor walking around, watch the metal men, check out the furnaces, the anvils and the whirling ones, until they decided to get some food.

The Yelmalian and his son went to find somewhere to eat and they turned a corner and saw an elevator. A wizened old lady pressed the button on the wall, got into the lift and closed the door. After a few minutes, the door opened and out stepped a young, buxom blonde.

Amazed, the Yelmalian stared and said to his son "Boy, go fetch your mother!"            

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