A Race to Ridiculousness

From: yaldabaoth_777 <yaldabaoth_777_at_PhktDncz2oeYE2NBESxOE-B2j6PFE_weAh58bp10ScgHY4uF9f7DCOdEhhsSM>
Date: Wed, 02 Sep 2009 13:11:40 -0000


Rikki Snottsson
wielder of sharp god's bones
breaker of north-man
hair is like Rigdal's torch
strong-arm like bull's haunch

Luci Briggydsdottir
keen eye and keener wit
knows your name, knows your price
tresses like fine wheat
hands are like spiders, weaving world's magic

Son puts on make-up, mall is his home
eyes are like carrots, cries for daddy's love hair needs no dye, mall friends are jealous powders swarthy face, craves Vivamort's call

"Honey, you know of my great love for you, but Luci, you've got some splainin' to do."

Orlanthi: they ain't Himmler's Aryans... they are Kikkuli's Aryans.            

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