On Mon, Jun 7, 2010 at 12:49 AM, Osentalka <Osentalka_at_6cIu2XAmEbYiS0vMf3bDE1N_GzmN8KP1Tg0GNju74r98kJmnyyPbKYwZ_7jvVhgNxg6XJNIXbFoAGWqqO4s__Q.yahoo.invalid> wrote:
> Good one!
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> Is this story told by Pavics making fun of Sartarites?
> or by whom?
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> .
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> From: "Keith" <keith.nellist_at_etVg5W0Eg3K_iJcEShzKwwlGvEp7O7Wp04B4AS9OhNbvUd0Rc88hT7PVsussrZJ9sKr6sWN4l-ay-KX7bK0B.yahoo.invalid>
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> Sent: Monday, June 07, 2010 8:13 AM
> Subject: Mock Pork
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>
> The Bacon Tree
>
> Two Saratites are stuck in the desert after crossing into the Prax,
> wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait
> for death, when all of a sudden Garang says..........
>
> "Hey Arnkor, do you smell what I smell. it's bacon, I think."
>
> "Is, Garang, it sure smells like bacon. "
>
> With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the
> distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
>
> There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .
> Every imaginable kind of cured pork.
>
> "Arnkor, Arnkor, we're saved. it's a bacon tree."
>
> "Garang, maybe it's a mirage? We're in the desert don't forget."
>
> "Arnkor, since when did you ever hear of a mirage that smell like
> bacon...it's no mirage, it's a bacon tree."
>
> And with that, Garang staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5
> metres,
> Arnkor crawling close behind, when suddenly a Morocanth leaps up from
> hiding, slashing at Garang with its deadly claws, and Garang drops like a
> wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Arnkor with his dying breath,
>
> "Arnkor... Go back man, you was right, it's not a bacon tree!"
>
> "Garang, Garang my kinsman... What it's it? "
>
> "Arnkor.. It's not a bacon tree. It's
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> It's
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> It's
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> It's a ham bush...."
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