Ancient Annoyance of Fronela

From: Keith <keith.nellist_at_YUTyPlTDrz1IUepbvdiN7Q-0gDCqECypppdx1lMdpymEmdbnzijFECwmBVp37g>
Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2010 00:44:32 -0000

You may have heard of the 5 ancient Horrors. Less well known are the Past-Their-Sell-By-Date Annoyances of Fronela:

The Finger that Points
The Greased Elbow
The Leg that Hops
The Knocked Knee
The Face that Aches
The Fingernails that Scratch
The Hairy Nostril
The Thighs that Thunder
The Bald Patch
The Neck of Brass
The Tongue that Licks
The Shit that Sticks.
The Tooth that Grinds
The Snore that Wakes.

Are there any more?

Lord Ache on a Cow.