The illuminated troll chefs are the ones with the best chaos monster recipes. You probably think Ma Gugglob is all fancypants when she slathers your broo with a boar snot marinade and calls it a dish, but the monks at the Butoh Ukling brushi dojo in the Hso Shan mountains have to meditate and fast on emptiness for ten years before they're even allowed to handle a broo. Sayin'.
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