Don't know if it's one of the best, but one of the most common...
"...and you sever his left leg!"
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> If it has hit points, then it can die...
> I can do that, what's the basic...
> I hang back casting spells...
> 2 handed bastard sword attack, 2 handed bastard sword parry, switch sword to my right hand, draw my left handed bastard sword (quack)...
> I push the trollkin out in front...
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