Nuevo monstruo!

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Aca les va algo que encontre por ahi... espero que se diviertan, y disculpen x no traducirlo (la vagancia)

    NEW MONSTER: THE DRONE
    This tedious creature likes to lurk in the deeper recesses of the Internet. It worships a chaos deity called Rules and obeys the following general principle: However much stuff of actual worth there is on the RQ Daily, there is 10 times as much waffle about Rules to plough through.     There are various sub-cults worshipping different aspects: The Cult of RQ4, The Cult of Heroquest, and The Cult of Sorcery Rules are the major ones.Within these factions there is bitter infighting, which is probably why they haven't produced anything concrete for years. The last great action of the cult vomited forth the Curse of RQ3 (Yes, I am a member of an obscure sub-sect called the Cult of the Invisible RQ2), though there are rumours that another great Curse is to be visited on us for our sins. Repent, the end of the world is nigh!

The cult

    Ancient prophecy of Shub-Niggurath the Crazed, shortly before eating a gorp and imploding: "When the ten-thousandth rule change has passed the gates of Avalon and Chaos rules Glorantha, when the world has been overrun by hordes of hobbits with chainsaws squeaking their loathsome war-cry "AD&D!" and the honest Referee is lost in a maze of tables and dice rolls For Every Eventuality, then will come a Hero by the name of troL Konens, who will set the world aright." But will he grasp the opportunity and bravely hack through the excess garbage to a simple, structured, playable rule system?

Alejandro

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