"Cause I Rolled High"
-To the tune of "Cause I Got High" by Afroman.
I wasn't gonna stay up late, but I rolled high...
Oo-ooh.
We were gonna stop gaming at eight, but I rolled hi-igh
Ba-dum-dum.
I overslept and lost my job and I know why-y
(Why man?)
Yeah-heah
'Cause I rolled high,
'Cause I rolled high,
'Cause I rolled hi-igh.
I shouldn't a scored a critical hit, but I rolled high
Oo-ooh.
When the dragon breathed that shoulda been it, but I rolled hi-igh.
Ba-dum-dum.
The DM had to re-write the adventure and I know why-y
(Why man?)
Yeah-heah
'Cause I rolled high,
'Cause I rolled high,
'Cause I rolled hi-igh.
I was gonna roleplay instead of attack, (No you weren't.) but I rolled
hi-igh.
Oo-ooh.
I was gonna actually show some tact, but I rolled hi-igh.
Ba-dum-dum
The DM changed my alignment and I know why-y
(OWWWW!!!)
Yeah-heah,
'Cause I rolled high,
'Cause I rolled high,
'Cause I rolled hi-igh.
I was gonna leave some orcs for you, but I rolled high.
(Ow, man, no. Dat's wrong!)
I was gonna leave some treasure too, but I rolled hi-igh,
(No way man! No way!)
ba-dum-dum.
I levelled up and you didn't and I know why-y
Yeah-heah,
'Cause I rolled high,
'Cause I rolled high,
'Cause I rolled hi-igh.
I didn't think this system was broke, till I rolled high.
Oo-ooh.
Didn't think these armor classes were a joke, till I rolled hi-igh.
Ba-dum-dum.
If they issue official errata then I'll know why-y.
Yeah-heah...
'Cause I rolled high,
'Cause I rolled high,
'Cause I rolled hi-igh.
I shouldn't have survived the Abyss, but I rolled high.
(No way man, that didn't happen.)
I shouldn't have been able to kill Asmodeus, but I rolled hi-igh...
ba-dum-dum.
Now I'm the ruler of Hell and I know why-y
Yeah-heah,
(Just wait'll you meet my 17th level paladin, man!)
'Cause I rolled high,
'Cause I rolled high,
'Cause I rolled hi-igh.
Gonna miss my whole damn life 'cause I roll high,
Oo-ooh.
Gonna keep gamin' every night, 'cause I roll hi-igh.
Ba-dum-dum,
And if I die a virgin, then I'll know why-y,
Yeah-heah...
'Cause I roll high,
'Cause I roll high,
'Cause I roll hi-igh.
Because I roll high,
Because I roll high,
Because I roll hi-igh...
(That high roll doesn't count, man. You didn't declare your action
first!)
Now you tell me...
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