Roderick and Ellen Robertson wrote:
>
> It's a variant of the Morokanth thumb Quest. I'm sure that there's a story
> in there about "How Grandpa Mortal lost his Breasts", but I'll let our
> resident mythmasters work on it, not being able to do it justice myself.
Women stole them. Men were spending too much time fondling them. (Or
_it_, since men obviously had one and women had one; how else do you
explain how women have two and men have none?)
Guy (Hoyle)