A friend of mine recently said, " If the trolls got their hands on a Dwarven
repeater crossbow and modified it to work even faster it would be called an
"uzi". Get it!?". We then all rolled around on the floor in pain. After
which we made him go get us some food (which kept us from having to kill
him!).
Just thought you'd think this was amusing!
Dave/Babalob