Movie Stars

From: Kmnellist_at_aol.com
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 1999 15:31:47 EST

In a message dated 12/13/99 4:28:22AM, you write:

<< if somebody would plan to make a gloranthan movie now, what persons you would
 cast for the main charakters for the Sartar vs. Lunar war:>>

I am afraid I don't see that many films these days, but for some horrible reason I immediately thought of the 'Carry On' series. Sort of 'Carry On Hero Wars'. I can't remember all the actors names:  

• - Argrath ("Garrath"): Sid James
• - Harrek: whoever it was that played Hengist Pod.
• - Gunda: Barbara Windsor
• - Kallyr: whoever played Lady Rough Diamond up the Khyber
• - Broyan: Terry (from Terry and June)
• - Mularik: the vicar from Up the Khyber
• - Jaldon: the chief of the Burpas from Up the Khyber
• - Feathered Horse Queen ("Inkarne"):
• - JarEel: Hattie Jakes
• - Beat Pot Aelwin: the chef from Carry on Cruising
• - Red Emperor: Kenneth Williams
• - Ethilrist: Alan Dale
• - Fazzur: Roy Castle
• - Sheng Seleris: whoever played W.C Boggs.

<< Thanks you you help in advance>>

I'm sure you will want to retract your thanks after this list. Even worse, the cast of Eastenders fit quite well - Bianca as Jar Eel, Grant as Harrek, Frank as Argrath, Pat as Kallyr, Beat Pot Ian Beale...oh dear, I've come over all queasy.

Apologies to those of a nervous disposition, or those unfamiliar with cheerful UK soap opera.

Keith N

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