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Martin notes that the RE won't come back, as part of the Epic and
Terrible events of the Hero Wars (and they're definitely world spanning
- -- I can't wait to see those Giant Uz surfing icebergs down to Magasta's
Whirlpool, myself. Call me a troll nutter... Mmm-mmm.).
But why doesn't the Moonson/RE come back in the Timeline? Now, there's
Crucial Mythic Events at work of course, but *my* ten suggestions:
- Egi don't have any change, keep trying to contact him collect.
- Met this cute little moon spirit, will be back "in a few weeks."
- One of his parts needs to drop a few pounds "before I'll be seen
in public again."
- Heavy drinking problem finally destroyed health; Empire to now
be led by "Blue Moon" Putin; Sartar fanatics in Big Trouble Now.
- He preferred his depiction in the RMM RQ stuff. "HW can sod off,"
sez annoyed Moonson. "I ain't coming back!"
- Got depressed since uz are way cooler than loonars, ended it all.
- Onslaught killed him permanently in the Issaries Inc. house
campaign."Now for the Pharaoh!" sez Martin Laurie.
- Warranty ended at seven wanes.
- Got bound into a fetish by Cragspider, is stuck changing her
spiders' litterboxes until rescued.
- Got fed up waiting for HW, has new job in Games Workshop flavor-
-the-month game, "Moon Nuns With Guns." Figs _at_ $7 apiece.
Apologies as appropriate. ;) And now back to the *substantial* debate...