Tusk Riders

From: Kmnellist_at_aol.com
Date: Tue, 22 Aug 2000 17:25:27 EDT


In a message dated 8/22/00 7:46:39PM, you write: Useful rumour!
<< Tusk Riders cannot count past 5.

This is why they cut off peoples hands in their Painful Cut ritual . In order to us ethe fingers to help them count to five. This is also why they take payment in blood sacrifice; you don't count blood and all those coins are confusing. Such is the mathematical ineptitude of the Tusk Riders that the God Pig may have actually crushed three cities, and destroyed seven peoples. No wonder no one believes their Dragon King of elder days with his *twelve* tusk rider kings and 50,000 subjects.

Keith N

I claim my virtual tusk-burger!


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