Re: Vorpal toenail clippers?

From: Jane Williams <janewilliams20_at_...>
Date: Sun, 24 Dec 2006 22:53:47 +0000 (GMT)

> As people have pointed out, "Vorpal" swords
> decapitate with a lucky roll.
> But Vorpal Toenail clippers would TRIM THE HARDEST
> TOENALS!!!! A Vorpal
> Breadknife would slice bread exactly perfectly on a
> 20.

So "Vorpal" means it converts fumbles to criticals?

> Nothing about decapitation. Especially when I'm
> referring to these
> ( as
> "toenail clippers" (that's
> what we call them in America, dunno what you call
> 'em over in blighty):

That's them. The things my husband has at least six of and can never find. As an attack weapon, they're somewhat limited.

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