> Hey Fabian!
>
> Whats this no violence policy at Tentacles! No Trollball this year?
>
> The last time I went to Stahleck I had my glasses broken, my
wedding ring
> snapped and was nearly given a very nasty bite by a rabid Daniel
Fahey! I
> also receieved a minor concussion from the very low ceilings, hard
my
> hearing assualted by MOB's snoring, got showered with shards of bone
from
> Dan Barker's exploding rabbit skulls and had my fingers badly
bruised by
> Lewis Jardine's Chinese Sword. I won't even go into the lightening
incident,
> the Sing-A-Long-A-Nick does Brussels and the after effects of the
lentil
> soup. All very violent I can assure you.
Violence is always an option. And snoring can be dealt with...
(sloooooowly hand me the garrote, Melanie...)
> BTW if anybody is lucking for a wholesome and friendly bare knuckle
ass
> kicking, then I am your man. Yes, I am announcing now that I will be
acting
> as the manager/trainer/medic for Mark 'Touch me and my friends in
the
> Russian Mafia will do you' Galeotti, last ten rounds and win a free
car
> bomb.
>
> Simon
Hot Puppies! This shindig looks to be as interesting as spending the
winter in Yellowknife in the North West Territories!
A very intrigued,
Jeff