An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were standing in a field looking at a prize cow. The Englishman says, "Look at that fine English cow."
"No, I think that's an Irish cow," said the Irishman.
The Scotsman shook his head. "You are both wrong. Obviously it is a Scottish cow -- see it's got bagpipes underneath."
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