WTF? I actually had to go and check out the webpage, because I
really found it hard to believe that this wasn't written toungue-in-
cheek as a parody of the more breathless kind of advertising copy.
Sadly, I was wrong. Completely OT and verging on the spam, but gets
some brownie points from me for being written so exuberantly and
unselfconsciously badly!
All the best
Mark