Foolishness! According to the Sacred Order of Saint Conwy at the University of Eastpoint in Loskalm, fossils are actually the result of God's Vital Emanations, those forces which cause mice to grow in grain stores and worms to grow in meat, falling upon geographical areas that have devolved from their Ideal state since History began. We find seashells at the top of mountains and crocodile skulls near the coldest lands of Walwindela, because in the Perfect Times, these mountains were below the Primal Sea, and the lands were balmy and wet before the evil Walwind became Pure Cold, and the Vital Emanations reflect this Truth. They are so powerful that they can cause the very stones to reshape themselves to suit these lost Ideal environments.
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