Building Clans FAST??
Sounds like some spam I got last week....
-----fake forwarded mail-----------------
You can BUILD CLANS FAST!!!!
Is your tribe a mere trickle? Is your clan ring wrung out?
In just five easy steps, you too can BUILD YOUR CLAN!!
Dalek Iecarneg has found the secret to sucess and he wants to share it with you! His proven strategies have been followed by such great leaders as Mad Blood Malan, renowned King of the Isoltings and leader of the Malani tribe.* Read what satisfied customers have to say about the amazing methods you too can use to BUILD YOUR CLAN:
"Our clan was a sorry flop until we tried Master Iecarneg's methods.
Soon we were awash in cattle and kings from neighboring tribes were
coming to US to strike deals and beg for mercy instead of to kill us.
My clansmen and I were able to retire to greener pastures, knowing
our children will have a secure future. And it was so easy! Thank you
Dalek!"
-Anchthon Robinz, motivational cattle herder
If you too would like to experience the joys of plenty, with cattle
and beautiful clanswomen beyond your wildest expectations, you need
only follow the steps found in Iecarneg's book, "How to win Clansmen
and influence Chieftains". Best of all, if you act now, we'll throw
in as a bonus, one of Dalek's best-selling motivational tools-- a
double bladed battle axe!! Yours free, just for trying our
miraculous
plans to BUILD YOUR CLAN!!!
But that's not all!! If you convince two other members of your clan to buy this book, we'll give you a bonus back of FIVE mead tankards! Just what you need when feasting with all those new clan folk!
All of this can be yours for the amazingly low price of just 8 cattle. Four measly steer. Times two. A minor price to pay to BUILD YOUR CLAN!!! Contact us today! And tell your friends! Secure cattle payments accepted on the web at: www.iwantcattle.com
*Iecarneg and his associates take no responsibility for the unfortunate demise of Malan and provide no guarantees for the safety of leaders who use the methods described in his plan.
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