Sartarite Water

From: Simon Phipp <soltakss_at_0rZ8AIOeXbR-2D8cgiIy03slSmBwCBhUcoZLK6kffCSv0yeP0vLj0dNS0WNwNMIf7IJ>
Date: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 22:48:22 -0000

A Lunar is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Sartarite burn.

A rebel shouts, 'Dinnae drink thon waater! It's foo ae coo's keech an' pish!'

The man replies, 'My Good fellow, I'm Lunar. Could you repeat that in New Pelorian for me.'

The rebel replies, 'I said, use two hands - you'll spill less that way!!!

See Ya

Simon