> A Lunar is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Sartarite burn.
>
> A rebel shouts, 'Dinnae drink thon waater! It's foo ae coo's keech an'
> pish!'
>
> The man replies, 'My Good fellow, I'm Lunar. Could you repeat that in
> New Pelorian for me.'
>
> The rebel replies, 'I said, use two hands - you'll spill less that
> way!!!
Heh.
Of course, Greg and I have always heard Sartarite as being spoken in
good solid heartland American English. :)
Jeff