Season's greetings from the Kingdon of War

From: markmohrfield <markmohrfield_at_btlMmPSqV7d29AVqfWergb0KMVibhdjphjKKzy4obhcd2tUhyZRqJMlT5LCk8j>
Date: Thu, 25 Dec 2008 19:36:24 -0000


A Christmas Carol reportedly written by Lord Death on a Horse

Dashing through my foes
On a horse I slay,
O,er fields we go,
Laughing all the way
Heads on spearheads swing,
Making spirits rise*
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A slaying song tonight!

Oh, Belling hell, Belling hell,
Belling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
On a horse and slay!
Belling hell, Belling hell,
Belling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
On a horse and slay!

A day or two ago,
I thought I'd kill some brides
And soon Maran Gor
Was sated by my ride.
Their guards would leave in ranks
Misfortune seemed their lot,
We hit them in the flanks
Then we got them shot!

Oh, Belling hell, Belling hell,
Belling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
On a horse and slay, yah!
Belling hell, Belling hell,
Belling all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a horse and slay, yah!

Belling hell, Belling hell,
Belling all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a horse and slay!
Belling hell, Belling hell,
Belling all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a horse and slay!

*From the underworld, to my bidding, that is.            

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