But trolls already get to play trollball, and I don't see why they should get all the cool sports.
I suspect that the aldryami make the best fit for golf. Only they play it in their forests. They take a tree limb and bash the nasty, squishy head of the enemy (probably some icky creature made of... Ugh... Meat!) around until it goes down a rabbit hole or some such and is nicely out of the way.
The headless bodies probably make good compost. And (sudden inspiration) those compost heaps are the equivalent of bunkers! :)
I think I have an aldryami game to play at a convention, now. Heh, heh.
Regards,
Bruce
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