> Okay, open competition for those who have 'talent' in this field.
> What's the best Gloranthan version of 'Itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny,
> yellow polka-dot bikini'? Or has it already been done?
This is it (in the absence of competition):
Bop bop bop bop bopopopopopopop
She was afraid to look at her belly
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to look at her belly
She was afraid of what she would see
Two three four tell the people what she saw
It was an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Avatar of Gorakiki
That she saw for the first time today
An Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Avatar of Gorakiki
To the Night Hag, she started to pray
Two three four stick around we'll tell you more
Bop bop bop bop bopopopopopopop
She was shocked to hear the instructions (badadup) But she's pulled down a bit pot of woad (badadup) She was shocked to hear the instructions (badadup) And she's applying it with a dried toad (badadup)
Two three four tell the people what she saw
It was an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Avatar of Gorakiki
That she saw for the first time today
An Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Avatar of Gorakiki
And she's hidden herself in the hay
Two three four then stick around we'll tell you more
Bop bop bop bop bopopopopopopop
Now she's afraid to come out of the stable
And I wonder what she's gonna do
Now she's afraid to come out of the stable
And the poor little girl's turning blue
Two thee four tell the people what she saw
It was an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Avatar of Gorakiki
That she saw for the first time today
An Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Avatar of Gorakiki
So in the stable, she wanted to stay
>From the Night Hag to the woad
>From the woad to the toad
>From the toad to the stable
Guess there isn't any more i love this song!!
Apologies for all the terrible acts involved in writing the above. But, do I get a Mars Bar? I could send you my postal address in a private email perhaps? Keith, if you can improve the second half I'll forward half the mars bar to Manchester.
Sam.
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