RE: Re: Chaos Feature Competition entry

From: Matthew Cole <matthew.cole_at_o4fTQ9PFRwbVabvIfhsQ8m5B0ZkPSgyVruM8QYNMhV99hySzpa-7S-HcSweDmyH>
Date: Wed, 4 Feb 2009 11:08:24 -0000

Ok, "Legs facing the wrong way" is very similar to "cannot walk forwards" (an existing entry) so I'm going to combine them and chose another one of yours.

This monster uses D&D rules - all characters must be converted for this encounter.

Good for a laugh.

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From: WorldofGlorantha_at_yahoogroups.com
[mailto:WorldofGlorantha_at_yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of Matthew Cole
Sent: 04 February 2009 10:56
To: WorldofGlorantha_at_yahoogroups.com
Subject: RE: Re: Chaos Feature Competition entry

Thanks Keith! Nice features :P

You already posted:
Accompanied by theme music
Living fax machine
Dickhead

I'm going to take the three best from all your entries, which I think are:

Causes sunburn.
Causes excessive body hair growth.
Legs facing the wrong way.

Let me know if you object? If you agree, would you mind writing a sentence about each to flesh them out?

Cheers

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From: WorldofGlorantha_at_yahoogroups.com
[mailto:WorldofGlorantha_at_yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of Keith Nellist
Sent: 03 February 2009 04:34
To: WorldofGlorantha_at_yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: Chaos Feature Competition entry

I know that I'm only limited to three, but here are a few, some more lame than others.

Exposure to this chaos monster causes sunburn. Exposure to this chaos monster causes hair loss. Exposure to this chaos monster causes acne. Exposure to this chaos monster causes excessive body hair growth. Exposure to this chaos monster causes incontinence. Legs facing the wrong way.
Reverses handedness for all in 5 metre radius. Living fax machine - documents (possibly those devoured by Atyar) appear on skin as tattoos and then flake off. (one or two per day) All documents within 5 metres suffer from dylexia - letters rearranged. All vowel sounds confused within 10mtres - "fush and chaps", "hem and iggs",
This monster uses D&D rules - all characters must be converted for this encounter.
This monster is compelled to attack the oldest character and constantly asks "Who is the eldest!?"

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