wrote:
> Of course, if you REALLY want to mess with your poor players, you send
> them to find the crazy *duck* hermit. Then you get to yell, "Mine! Mine!
> Mine! Down! Down! Down! Go! Go! Go!" at them a lot. And call them
> despicable.
Or maybe he would try desperately to convince the PCs that he's the
famous outlaw hero of the forest. "Yoiks, and away!" (splat)...